Edit: Recreating the 1913 Armory Show.

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From one of the many who gradeth this week

Some words that my students made up, and [my] suggested definitions for each one:

proliteriate: The members of the working class who like to read.

paroletariot: What happens when the members of the working class start reading Ferdinand de Saussure.

omnibotence: The ability to drink absolutely anything.

aborgation: The process of deciding which of two incompatible personalities to assimilate into your cube.

empashises: Promotes to military rank in Morocco.

shahahada: A very amusing pillar of Islam.

concenses: Holds two thurifers at the same time.

oxtodoxy: A religious sect that possesses the correct beast of burden.

twelf: A unit of a dozen skinny, pointy-eared archers.

palpatable: Tasty, and fun to squeeze.

Ismilies: Shi'ite Muslims made up of a colon and a parenthesis.

illiterature: What I've just spent the past five days reading.