Where's Brian?

One of the many wonderful interviews Eve Ensler conducted for The Vagina Monologues [subliminal message: go read this now go read this now and if it comes to a theatre near you go see it] was to ask dozens of women, "If your vagina could talk, what would it say in two or three words?" Some of the responses:
Stop, now go
Yes, there
Yum yum
Brave choice...
Feed me
I want
Where's Brian?
I'm hungry
Go slower
Go faster
Go away
Closed due to Flooding
*grrowrr*
No, there
Yes, there. There.

If you're a woman (and/or you've got a vagina/wish you did/used to have one), what would yours say?

Mine says something along the lines of "what the fuck do you think you're doing?"