Found on bash.org - the structure of an adolescent IRC exchange:

#23396 +(1847)- [X]

[Donut[AFK]] HEY EURAKARTE
[Donut[AFK]] INSULT
[Eurakarte] RETORT
[Donut[AFK]] COUNTER-RETORT
[Eurakarte] QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
[Donut[AFK]] SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
[Eurakarte] NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
[Donut[AFK]] RIPOSTE
[Donut[AFK]] ADDON RIPOSTE
[Eurakarte] COUNTER-RIPOSTE
[Donut[AFK]] COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
[Eurakarte] NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
[Miles_Prower] RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
[Eurakarte] WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
[Miles_Prower] ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

Beautiful.