"I may not be perfect... but my cornflower blue kitchen towels are." Thanks, Kmart - I know now that there's a way to compensate for my imperfection. Roommate seems to be surviving sheet-and-towel-ville. Seems also to be surviving on orange juice bars and Stoli as well, if the fridge is to be believed. I should be home more. I should be home, period. Sometime.