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Phillip Glass.

Courtesy of Misia's excellent stupid joke thread.

I posted my favorite, by way of Annie Barrett:

An English cat and a French cat are swimming the Channel. The English cat is called One Two; the French cat is called Un Deux Trois. Which one wins the race?

... One Two, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq.

Yes.