I am drowning in Shalach Manot!

The official LYA How to Purim:

"Read the Megilla, eat, drink, sing, drink, discuss or playact Purim story, drink, read Megilla again, drink, give money to the poor, drink, give Mishloach Manot, drink, sing, sleep, wake up with headache."

Elizabeth Wurtzel on Vashti