Drops of joy from brandon's surrealism generator:

Is that a wand in your conquistador, or are you just crying?

Jingle bones, Jingle bones, Jingle all the way - oh what fun it is to drop things on groupies in a one-thermometer bogus cigarette.

Your fictional faerie isn't insignificant!

And Daffy Duck said, "Let there be a count", and there was a count.
And Daffy Duck saw that the count was tense, and Daffy Duck separated the count from the pinball machine.
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I'm moving in a week. Time to get offline and get packing!
mood: frantic and scrambling
music: placebo, black market music
Take that, livejournal.